inopinatus 21 hours ago

It’s not too late to reverse direction and call it “Oi”. Could there be a more perfect verbal activation? They could get Jason Statham or Vinnie Jones to do promotion.

  • wmf 21 hours ago

    Oi mate, you got a loicense for that trademark?

    • hodgesrm 20 hours ago

      Not just trademarks! I can also picture Jason Statham getting pretty bent out of shape about GPL violations.

  • BigTTYGothGF 18 hours ago

    For further distinction you can put the guy's first initial in there and call it a JOI.

    • sda2 16 hours ago

      … a jerk off instruction?

  • platevoltage 20 hours ago

    I'm sure they could license some Cock Sparrer songs as well.

  • yellow_lead 21 hours ago

    The device would be popular in England

    • hendiatris 21 hours ago

      And Brasil, Portugal and other portuguese-speaking places

saaaaaam 20 hours ago

That photo of Ive and Altman is weird as hell. It looks like a promo shot for a bad early 90s made for TV movie.

  • parallax_error 10 hours ago

    I remember someone saying it looks like a pregnancy announcement, and that’s what I think of every time I see it

  • ntoskrnl_exe 18 hours ago

    It's so strangely creepy, it always feels like a it's cropped from a Giorgio Armani perfume ad or something.

  • krackers 14 hours ago

    "From Our Family to Yours"

  • outside1234 20 hours ago

    "narcissistic dance off"

    • nicbou 19 hours ago

      Anything I've seen about Ive hints at him being a kind, passionate man. I don't agree with his design choices but that's no excuse to hate him as a person.

grim_io 21 hours ago

What even is this mysterious device?

A device trying to duplicate a part of smartphone/smartwatch functionality is doomed to fail, as those can easily just be an app on said devices.

So the computation part is likely out of the question. Input/output remains, and there is really not much you can innovate here.

Smartglasses? EarPod clones?

  • paxys 20 hours ago

    It's going to be the Humane v2, just with a reality distortion field around it this time.

  • awestroke 21 hours ago

    It's just Ive being out of touch

  • spicybbq 21 hours ago

    Reading about it, I see some characteristics: no screen, possibly something you can carry in your pocket, possibly has ai-driven awareness of its environment.

    OpenAI wants to get into the hardware business, so they came up with something. Is it going to be something people actually want? I am skeptical, but as a consumer it's cool that so companies are trying out various new devices even if most of them are no good.

  • notatoad 20 hours ago

    given the vagueness of the available information, i'm guessing they haven't actually defined its capabilities yet.

    They can accept that building a smartphone is doomed to fail, and they want to build some hardware, so they're experimenting with all the "not a smartphone" form factors they can think of to see what sticks.

  • shaftway 16 hours ago

    The article says the claimed in court that they're not working on a wearable device. So that rules out headphones, glasses, maybe comm badges.

  • outside1234 20 hours ago

    I'm beginning to believe that the picture of Sam and Jony is the product

  • foobarian 19 hours ago

    So... Alexa but hooked up to ChatGPT?

  • sampton 19 hours ago

    Startrek chest pin.

  • outside1234 20 hours ago

    It is a device that justifies a $40T market cap. /s

    (Please don't look at our $60B a year burn rate financials.)

retube 21 hours ago

I am absolutely AGOG to know why this has to be a separate device. It must involve hardware and/or instrumentation not built into smartphones. Microwave scanner? mini x-ray machine? neutrino detector??? what could it be

  • hadlock 18 hours ago

    The market is ripe for ChatGPT in a box, replacing google home or Alexa desktop pucks. God knows the google home assistant has been detuned and detuned to the point it barely works for turning the lights on and off at this point. There's a handful of golf-ball shaped objects on AliExpress for $25 that provide this functionality, powered by an ESP32 IoT chip, but doesn't have wakeword capability (yet). I picked up two for a Home Assistant voice assistant project but haven't had time to dive into it yet.

    • jazzyjackson 13 hours ago

      I don't see it, I think people are burnt out and trained not to expect anything more than weather and Spotify from their "smart speakers"

      You yourself have not felt the need to hook an LLM up, and you already have the hardware! :p

      • monerozcash 2 hours ago

        Oh but I have! And it is brilliant.

        I've got codex-cli with speech-to-text hooked up to (among other things) Home Assistant via MCP.

        It'll do anything. I can literally tell it to play some music from a playlist and make the lights flash to the beat, and it'll just figure out how to do that.

        Is it fast? Not really. Is it annoyingly slow for quick tasks like turning the lights off? Not too annoying anyway. Turning the lights on/off takes about 4 seconds from when I finish speaking.

  • c1sc0 19 hours ago

    Because Apple won’t give you access to what you need as a dev for this kind of thing on iPhone: always-on audio listening to multiple streams : ambient sound, my voice, whatever is playing in my headphones … think an AI assistant listens to audiobooks together with you and allows you to ask questions / lookup things etc …

dmix 21 hours ago

I hadn't heard of iyO, their products look interesting. Seems to be an Alexa type product via airpod style headphones? https://www.iyo.ai/iyo-one

and some sort of 'wand' that can "see your surrounding area", maybe radar or imaging? https://www.iyo.ai/iyo-wand

  • hundchenkatze 21 hours ago

    They don't mention a camera specifically, but it looks like the Wand has a camera in the end of it.

    And they mention "Holding and pressing the action button turns the Privacy Light red and allows the agents to see anything you point Wand at."

  • ruralfam 21 hours ago

    "Hey iyO, can you help me load your page faster?" Incredible (on an older MBP).

snafeau a day ago

I wonder why they're trying to establish separate branding for hardware. Considering that OpenAI's strongest advantage right now is the ChatGPT brand and they're anyway cutting efforts on other products, wouldn't it make more sense to use the ChatGPT brand?

They certainly don't seem to have a problem with using the same name repeatedly given the 300-or-so products called Codex at OpenAI.

rvz a day ago

Revenge is a dish best served icy cold.

TZubiri 21 hours ago

Ridiculous, of course io is standard for input output, or even for on/off or even 1 and 0.

Hopefully this gets appealed, but it might be too late for this product launch

  • ameliaquining 20 hours ago

    From the article: "However, the ruling does not bar all uses of the io name, only marketing and selling hardware similar to iyO's."

  • livelaughlove69 21 hours ago

    But openai presumably wants to trademark it too?

    • TZubiri 18 hours ago

      Oh, I assumed it was part of the product name rather than a whole. Like Chat IO, or just the wake up call and vocative name.

johnwheeler 21 hours ago

What is this OpenAI company I keep hearing about?

  • tim333 16 hours ago

    I think it's Microsoft's chatbot division.

  • lawlessone 21 hours ago

    predictive text, real big again.

barfoure 20 hours ago

I don’t know if that picture is so fake as to be incredibly dumb but holy shit, burn it with fire.

andrewmcwatters a day ago

It’s such an uncreative name, anyway. It’s like something you’d read from a hardware engineering GitHub repository where the author was oblivious to how searchable the intellectual property would be.